How to Suck at Facebook: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck

Why in the name of common sense would I become a Facebook fan of an event that I've never ever been to, in FLORIDA, which is a 20-hour drive from me, when I've neither owned nor driven a motorcycle in my entire life???? It has absolutely no relevance whatsoever to my life.

Thank you to ren-tigger for sharing this: Downed Facebook accounts still haven't returned

"This is now seven days and counting," an e-mail sent on Saturday morning read. "It's beyond ridiculous and extremely frustrating."

Of course Facebook wouldn't let me post this... I SMELL A CONSPIRACY.

No, wait. That's a dirty diaper... ew.

"Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life."Oh, sure it does. Unless you're me. Then "Your account is currently unavailable due to a site issue" I've been getting this highly unhelpful message on and off for days and days. I mean, just what kind of issue are we talking about here? What the hell, are you replacing the ( Read more... )

You still suck.

No love,
Darcy

Dear Facebook (the "F" stands for "FUBAR'd ( Read more... )